McAbre

A Mr McAbre is a senior bledlow, perhaps the most senior, at Unseen University. He has been responsible for the Ceremony of the Keys, held extremely loudly underneath the Bursar’s bedroom window at two in the morning. Every morning.

He is not to be confused with the premium whisky manufactured by Bearhuggers.

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3626pb1564 Minifigure, Head Dark Orange Eyebrows and Bushy Moustache Pattern

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983 Hand in Yellow (2x)

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footnotes

the bledlows*

The UU college porters. Renowned among the entire faculty for the hardness of their skulls, their obtuseness in the face of reasonable explanation, and their deeply held conviction that the whole place would collapse without them.Interesting Times, p. 43
bledlows†

A cross between a porter and a proctor. A bledlow is not chosen for his imagination, because he usually doesn't have any.The Last Continent, p. 11
the Lobsters.*

The university porters, or bledlows, who doubled, with rather more enthusiasm, as it proctors. They commanded their nickname for being thick-shelled, liable to turn red when hot, and having the smallest brain for their size of any known creature.Thud! p. 345