The Characters

World's 2nd Greatest Lover, finest swordsman, outrageous liar, soldier of fortune and he's three-feet-nine in his high-heeled boots. Casanunda rejects ...

The current Queen of the Beggars' Guild. Wears tattered old dresses and, because of the Guild's charter, a tattered velvet ...

Six-feet plus of rippling skin and bone, possibly weighing seven stone in his loincloth. This, along with the thermal undies ...

The Patrician, Havelock Vetinari SI NON CONFECTVS, NON REFICIAT.If it ain't broke, don't fix it Havelock Vetinari is the current ...

Goddess of wisdom among the Discworld gods. She is supposed to carry an owl, but once upon a time a ...

A.E. Pessimal is one of the Patrician's inspectors sent to investigate the economics and management of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch ...

Daughter of Cohen the Barbarian, Conina wants to be a hairdresser and live a normal life but was blessed with ...

71-hour Ahmed (called "72-hour Achmed" in The Art of Discworld and sometimes misspelled 71-hour Achmed) is the wali (closest analogy ...

A Mr McAbre is a senior bledlow, perhaps the most senior, at Unseen University. He has been responsible for the ...

Harry "Slugger" Upwright and his twin brother Little Jim "Leadpipe" Upwright are the sons of Big Jim "Still Standing" Upwright ...