39 Snuff
‘The jurisdiction of a good man extends to the end of the world.’ It is a truth universally acknowledged that…
Category: The Watch
34 Thud!
‘Beating people up in little rooms… he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason,…
29 Night Watch
For a policeman, there can be few things worse than a serial killer loose in your city. Except, perhaps, a…
24 The Fifth Elephant
‘Well, he thought, so this is diplomacy. It’s lying, only for a better class of people.’ They say that diplomacy…
21 Jingo
‘Neighbours… hah. People’d live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work, and…
19 Feet of Clay
‘Sorry?’ said Carrot. ‘If it’s just a thing, how can it commit murder? A sword is a thing,’ – he…
15 Men at Arms
‘What’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work’s already been done. You ought to…
08 Guards! Guards!
‘Vimes ran a practised eye over the assortment before him. It was the usual Ankh-Morpork mob in times of crisis;…