Constable Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets

Constable Visit was an Omnian, whose country’s traditional approach to evangelism was to put unbelievers to torture and the sword. Things had become a lot more civilized these days but Omnians still had a strenuous and indefatigable approach to spreading the Word, and had merely changed the nature of the weapons.

Constable Visit spent his days off in company with his co-religionist Smite-The-Unbeliever-With-Cunning-Arguments, ringing doorbells and causing people to hide behind the furniture everywhere in the city.


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Footnote
said Visit, whose indefatigable evangelical zeal triumphed over all adversity.*

They say there's one in every police station. Constable Visit-the-Ungodly-with-Explanatory-Pamphlets was enough for two.
Thud! p. 332