Harry King

Harry King, also known as Piss Harry and King of the Golden River is a businessman in Ankh-Morpork. People pay him to take away unwanted material, and then he can sell the material for more money. He made a fortune minding other people’s bussiness.

Harry is happily, devotedly married to he childhood sweetheart, Euphemia “Effie”, (his petname for her is “Duchess”), with whom Harry has several daughters, and tries to lavish luxury on them in compensation for the perpetual bad smell around him.

The gates of Harry’s yard used to carry the slogan “H. King – taking the piss since 1961” but on the insistence of his wife he changed the latter part to “recycling nature’s bounty”.

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footnotes

And most certainly at Hogswatch, Harry, grumbling like an elderly troll with a headache, nevertheless made sure all employees had actual named meat on their tables, and lots of it.*

And yet Harry was still a Titan, a humorous term meaning deep trousers and short fingers, owing to his tendency to look on the disgorging of money in much the same light as root canal surgery delivered by a troll dentist.Raising Steam, p. 271
including a miniature Harry King.*

Harry was thrilled; he tried to be nonchalant about it but when he heard the suggestion that he should be part of a toy railroad he grinned from ear to ear, although Effie complained that they had made him look too fat.Raising Steam, p. 288