23 Carpe Jugulum
‘“Carpe Jugulum,”’ read Agnes aloud. ‘That’s . . . well, Carpe Diem is Seize the Day, so this means—’“Go for…
Author: Horace Worblehat (page 30)
22 The Last Continent
‘Anything you do in the past changes the future. The tiniest little actions have huge consequences. You might tread on…
21 Jingo
‘Neighbours… hah. People’d live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work, and…
20 Hogfather
‘Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.’ ‘Twas the…
19 Feet of Clay
‘Sorry?’ said Carrot. ‘If it’s just a thing, how can it commit murder? A sword is a thing,’ – he…
18 Maskerade
‘There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes…
17 Interesting Times
‘There is a curse. They say: may you live in interesting times . . .’This is the worst thing you…
16 Soul Music
‘This didn’t feel like magic. It felt a lot older than that. It felt like music.’ Being sixteen is always difficult, but…