13 Small Gods
‘You should do things because they’re right. Not because gods say so. They might say something different another time.’ Religion…
Author: Horace Worblehat (page 31)
12 Witches Abroad
‘You can’t go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise…
11 Reaper Man
‘Inside every living person is a dead person waiting to get out.’ Death has been fired by the Auditors of…
10 Moving Pictures
‘Holy Wood is a different sort of place. People act differently here. Everywhere else the most important things are gods…
09 Eric
Eric calls up a demon to grant him three wishes – but what he gets is the Discworld’s most incompetent…
08 Guards! Guards!
‘Vimes ran a practised eye over the assortment before him. It was the usual Ankh-Morpork mob in times of crisis;…
07 Pyramids
‘Look after the dead’, said the priests, ‘and the dead will look after you.’ Wise words in all probability, but…
06 Wyrd Sisters
‘Destiny is important, see, but people go wrong when they think it controls them. It’s the other way around.’ Three…