C.M.O.T. Dibbler

CMOT Dibbler or Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler is a fixture in the street life of Ankh-Morpork, where he is a perpetually failing salesman. He gets fancy new ideas which never work. Fortunately, he always has a backup trade to fall back on: selling Sausage inna bun, the sausage made not of pork but rather of anything that’s been near a pig. Dibbler always manages to make a living by selling these sausages to people who have gotten sick from his sausages before.


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Dibbler sold his hot sausages only when all else failed.*

It wasn't the taste. Plenty of hot dogs taste bad. But Dibbler had now actually managed to produce sausages that didn't taste of anything. It was weird. No matter how much mustard, ketchup and pickle people put on them, they still didn't taste of anything. Not even the midnight dogs they sell to drunks in Helsinki can quite manage that.
Soul Music, p. 161