League of Temperance

A support group for Vampires who want to fit into human society.

When vampires started moving, like so many other nationalities, races, and species, to cities such as Ankh-Morpork, they realised that if they still acted like the stereotypical bl… bl… BLOOD!thirsty vampires, then there would be mobs with torches and pitchforks even in the city. Most of them, therefore, adopt the methods of the Überwald League of Temperance and go to meetings to learn not to drink bl… bloo…. zer b-vord.

Lady Margolotta, one of Havelock Vetinari’s tutors in the way of the world, is a leader of the movement, because noblesse has to oblige. Mr John “Not-at-all-a-avampire” Smith is president of the Ankh-Morpork League of Temperance and the Treasurer is Doreen Wingkings, the Countess Notfaroutoe.

This house completes the series of four giving every combination of white/ black window and lattice/dice ornation. The League in Discworld-books does not meet in this street but I can’t make all streets. And it gives me a way to ground my vampires. The house offers a place of contemplation, drinking cocoa and ofcourse singing in a circle, avoiding the b-vord.