Mr John “Not-at-all-a-vampire” Smith

He was formerly known as Count Vargo St Gruet von Vilinus, now a Black Ribboner and President of the Ankh-Morpork Mission of the Uberwald League of Temperance. A reformed vampire at the most extreme, Smith makes every effort to conceal any signs of vampirism.

He wears appalling home-knitted jumpers and smokes a pipe in the belief that this will help him blend in. It doesn’t.


23186pb01 Minifigure, Hair Swept Left Tousled with Slight Widow’s Peak and Short Sideburns with Light Bluish Gray Streaks on Sides Pattern

3626bpx110 Minifigure, Head Dual Sided Alien with Red Eyes, Fangs, Mouth Open / Mouth Closed Pattern (Vampire) – Blocked Open Stud

973pb5102c01 Torso Knit Fair Isle Sweater with Blue, Dark Blue, and White Geometric Shapes and Zigzag Lines Pattern / Bright Light Blue Arms / Yellow Hands

983 Hand in white (2x)

970c00 Hips and Legs Plain in black